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succulent birthday card

succulent birthday card Succulent Card / Anti-Greeting Card / You Succ Card / Funny Birthday C – Cactus & Cedar

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succulent birthday card Succulent Card / Anti-Greeting Card / You Succ Card / Funny Birthday C – Cactus & CedarDo you have a friend who loves plants and you just want to gently insult them by using their favorite hobby at their expense? Well, do we have a card for YOU! Our "You Succ" Succulent Card is a crowd favorite among our plant friends and anyone who understands that the plant on the card is a succulent (so like pretty much everyone). One size: 5X7'' Matte finish Matching white envelope included Great for most occasions: Birthday Housewarming or Just

Do you have a friend who loves plants and you just want to gently insult them by using their favorite hobby at their expense? Well, do we have a card for YOU! 

Our "You Succ" Succulent Card is a crowd favorite among our plant friends and anyone who understands that the plant on the card is a succulent (so like... pretty much everyone).

  • One size: 5X7'' 
  • Matte finish
  • Matching white envelope included

Great for most occasions:

  • Birthday
  • Housewarming
  • or Just Because they need to know that they "succ"

Send to your friends who like to laugh or hey send it to your enemies (we don't judge!)

EXPERT TIP: Pair this card with a real life succulent as a gift! How on-theme! So fun!

Why buy from us, why not support other randos on the internets?
Well, I'm glad you asked!

You'd be supporting 2 cool women randos who are trying to make the best out of our fine arts and screenwriting degrees. You know, those fun degrees that we so willingly threw money at thinking they would help us get jobs in the real world (lol) and now we have to pay back our student loans until the day we die from the chronic back pain caused by carrying around all that debt!
^^^(Oof, that run-on sentence is why I never got a writing gig)

ANYWAY... thank you for your support and choosing us! <3
You have some great taste! ;)

Let us know if you have any questions!

Brittany & Michelle

P.S. Let's be friends on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest, and TikTok! @cactusandcedar

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Diane M.
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 1
Puppy destroyed in days
Color: PINK, Color: PINK
My 5 1/2 month old Maltese destroyed this toy in a few days so I would definitely say it is not chew resistance.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026
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Wm. Steinrock
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 2
Toy
Color: GREEN
Lasted 30min joke
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
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CriticalCarla
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 3
Low/mid-tier toy at a high price point
Color: YELLOW
I have two pitbulls and they LOVE their babies! Sadly, one of them likes to tear their babies apart when he gets anxious, so it was time to look for some new ones. They seem to favor any stuffed animal can be "nommed" on (suckled), so when I came across this duck rope toy, I thought I'd give it a try! The toy arrived quickly, did not have any visible defects, and looked exactly as it does in the listing photos. It has a body filled with stuffing, crinkly arms, and a rope neck. There is one squeaker in the main body section. The minute the dogs saw me unpack the duck, they were at my feet and staring at me like "hand over the baby, woman." So, I did..... And they hated it :( For some reason, my dogs have totally rejected this toy... All they do is sniff it? They typically LOVE rope toys or anything that is elongated and allows them to play tug-o-war. So, I am not sure what the deal is with this duck. *shrug* Currently, this stuffed duck rope toy is listed for $10.49 on sale, down from the regular price of $14.99. I consider this toy to be low end to mid tier at best. It's something you would expect to find at your local discount/dollar store. Based on the lower quality, I think the current price is higher than I would be willing to pay for this toy. While the toy is exactly as depicted in the listing photos, it is nothing special and definitely is NOT "indestructible."
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
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Ron
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable and my pup loves it
Color: YELLOW, Color: YELLOW
My pup loves squeaky toys. The problem is she also likes to tear up the toy to get the squeaky out. Finding a toy that she enjoys and it have the durability to stand up to her is a challenge. I decided to give the CJZJPV Plush goose a try and I’m glad I did. She absolutely loves the toy and it has stood up to her chewing and shaking. The thing I notice about many dog toys is there always seems to be a bad seam or weak spot in the toy. My pup will find this imperfection and go ahead to dismantle the toy. The seams on the CJZJPV are done well and there are no protruding eyes or flaw for her to get her teeth into. This is a good, durable dog toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
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TenaMarie
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
A huge hit for the whole pack
Color: GREEN
​Finding a toy that appeals to multiple dogs with different play styles is tough, but this interactive green goose is an absolute home run. The combination of the crinkle wings and the squeaker keeps them entertained and busy way longer than a standard plush toy. ​Despite the daily thrashing, tugging, and chewing, the durability has been incredibly impressive. It’s the perfect size for larger breeds to grip, yet lightweight enough for smaller dogs to carry around by the neck.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026

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