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clever succulent planters an't Touch This Planter

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clever succulent planters an't Touch This PlanterWhen MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it! This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music

When MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it!

This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. 

The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music puns to your shelf, desk, or windowsill. Each ceramic planter features clever wordplay that'll make music lovers grin and plant people groan (in the best way). These aren't just planters—they're conversation starters, desk accessories with personality, and the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good pun as much as a good playlist.

The Details (Because Even Puns Need Specs):

  • Music puns that slap - Each Rock Pot features clever wordplay that bridges music and plants. It's humor you can display
  • Fake succulent included - Arrives with a faux succulent pre-planted in a decorative rock bed. Zero maintenance, maximum style, infinite shelf life
  • Real plant ready - Got a green thumb? Just pop out the artificial succulent and rock filler to reveal a drainage hole and removable bamboo base tray. Real plant conversion takes 30 seconds flat
  • Petite ceramic perfection - 3.1"W x 2"H pot that fits anywhere you need a little personality
  • Gift-ready humor - Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who's killed one too many plants. Low commitment, high impact

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Succulent may be different than shown, they are randomly chosen for each pot. Rock bed pebble colors/ size may vary.

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JAY
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Worked like a Charm.
So satisfied. I’ve tried using extenders with usb hubs because the cable is too short for my Dj set up but the extenders don’t work. Not sure why. This one worked perfect with my own Dj tech tools green cable.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2025
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Josh L.
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Does its Job!
In about a year of use I can say that it is a very functionable hub. All of the ports work but now recently I have had some issues in connectivity. Now the USBs, HDMI, are all fine but recently the ethernet is inconsistent as well as the pass through USB-C to charge the laptop. Those 2 ports for me are starting to not always connect but simply unplugging and replugging is a temporary fix and sometimes I just go to the original charger to charge the laptop or plug ethernet directly to the laptop. If the ports or the hub all fail then that will change the review down the line but everything else works.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
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Terry S
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great hub. Highly recommend.
I have owned this hub for almost a year and I has been super solid. The best part is the thunderbolt cable that connects it to your computer is removable and replaceable. It has a nice long cable, but if it is too short just buy a longer Thunderbolt cable. Via a single Thunderbolt connection I have my Surface Pro 11 connected to duel 32" monitors, ethernet, power, external storage, and a keyboard/mouse dongle. I would highly recommend. Anker is my go to for this kind of product.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
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scott
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 1
Monitor and Power stopped working.
Worked for a couple months then the monitor would go out. Consistently after laptop went to sleep. Would have to unplug the hub and then plug in again to to get working. Then the power thru stopped working. Very disappointing.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2025
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K K
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Warranty issue
Caution when punching Anker products. If it is not direct from Amazon they will not warranty it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026

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